North Pole Constitution & Founding History
As adopted by the Elves, Reindeer, and Citizens of the North Pole.
We, the Elves, Reindeer, Snowfolk, and Citizens of the North Pole, in order to spread cheer, protect the magic of childhood, and ensure that every stocking is filled in due time, do hereby establish this North Pole Constitution.
Article I – Santa Claus shall serve as the benevolent Chief Executive and Guardian of the Nice List.
Article II – All citizens are encouraged to uphold kindness, generosity, and the proper consumption of cookies and milk.
Article III – The Workshop shall remain forever dedicated to safe, joy-filled toy production across the globe.